Now, I don’t wish to appear negative on this rather important and life threatening subject, but frankly I’d rather he didn’t attend. I think we have a far better chance of a positive result, and survival, if he’s not there.
The thing is that our PM is a bit of a jinx. Every time he turns up to watch an England football match we lose. It even works for the Scotland team FCS. He turns up to visit a state of the art factory, it’s closed a month later.
This is the man who has brought our economy and our country to its knees.
Just Google "Gordon Brown" Jinx or "Gordon Brown" Curse. It’s all there.
But what is even more worrying is that his likely successor is just beginning to show the same symptoms. It’s early days yet but those "hand gestures" are worrying me.
Isn't this Dave outlining the size of what he's gonna need if he slips into the hot seat? As Maggie said "every PM needs a Willie."
ReplyDeleteHave you got another picture showing Dave indicating the size of balls he's going to need, to take on the loony libertarians and transatlanticists who infest the faux "conservative" blogs?
At the moment they're enjoying savaging Labour and a few stray environmentalists. But Dave & Co will find, like they all do, that being in the front seat is a whole lot more difficult than back-seat driving.
When the mob discovers that a real government can't just pretend that the environment, Europe, and international agreements don't exist, and that if you cut people's benefits off you get a massive crime wave, and that life's just a little bit more complicated than it is in dizzy dale la la land, then the online backstabbing will really begin!
The transatlantic influence on the my-freedom-to-do-what-I-want-and-screw-everthing-else brigade is all too clear. A lot of them probably believe in creationism as well.
Scientists? Whadda they know?
Oh so true. It will be interesting to see how tory blogs stand up when Dave get's in the driving seat, and how Labour bloggers respond.
ReplyDeleteI met "Willie" at a do in the House of Lords some years back. He was at leat 7 feet tall!