Seven Muslim Children

Letter published in the Irish times.

Madam, – I’m going to write a short play, and the title will be "Seven Muslim Children". It’s going to be a "10-minute history of Islam" and will consist of a series of short dialogues in which Muslim parents, teachers and clerics teach their children to hate. They teach them to hate the West, to hate Jews, to hate globalisation, to hate democracy, to hate everything except Islam. No entrance fee will be charged, but viewers should make a donation to a charity for children orphaned by 9/11.
I wonder if the Abbey would be interested in staging it. – Yours, etc,
JONATHAN BAUM,
Blackrock,
Co Dublin.

The British Government BBC declines to broadcast Seven Jewish Children

Like I, and you, can't view the evidence and make up our own bleedin' mind.

The NuLab Generation

Mondays child has no grit,

Tuesdays child is full of shit,

Wednesdays child is in the trough,

Thursdays child is full of froth,

Fridays child is fiddling expenses,

Saturdays child has lost their senses,

And the child that is born on the Sabbath day

will spin and bluster for their pay.

Check out Wikipedia to find their birthday and then plug it in here to find out what day it was. Hours of happy fun!

A Cunning Plan

Has anyone else spotted the real reason for the Government’s announcement yesterday on a Six Month Teacher Training Programme?

Here’s the BBC:

People could qualify as a teacher in England in six months rather than the usual year, under new government plans.
Schools Minister Jim Knight announced proposals aimed at tempting more outstanding people to teach.
Two hundred people seen as future head teachers will also be able to move into school leadership within four years via an accelerated headship programme.

Two Hundred eh? Outstanding People eh?

That’s around about the number of Labour MPs who are going to lose their seats next year, have no experience in the real world, and would otherwise be on Job Seekers Allowance.

This is a Labour MP Lifeboat scheme, nothing more, nothing less.

Just imagine, a whole generation of children taught by failed politicians.

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House of Many Rooms

This room is far too Blue, said Wilson.

This room is far too Red, said Wilson.

No, you can’t come in here said the rather snooty occupants of the Yellow room.

Ah, said Wilson, this Green room seems quite comfortable – for now!

Introducing Wilson Chowdhry, the Chadwell Green.
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