Earlier this week I was in the
Gunmakers [what a surprise] with my friends from Afasic when Sue [bloody ManU supporter] was telling us about new government regulations to allow pubs to
serve beer in two-thirds of a pint glasses. Wimps! This got me thinking. What business is it of government to tell suppliers or consumers what quantities they can sell or buy a product in? They don’t stipulate that you can only buy bananas in fives, and you can ask your butcher for 13 ounces of mince if you want. I can even buy one inch and a half 8 at my local hardware shop if I want to, not that I would. Anyway much more important things afoot.
Have you noticed how the modern plastic 2 pint milk bottles take up just about the same amount of room in the fridge as the old fashioned 1 pint glass bottles? It’s because they are square in shape and the fabric of the container is thinner.
Now, this is the
important bit. If the breweries started selling beer in those 2 pint plastic bottles instead of cans and glass bottles I could double the capacity of my beer fridge in the garage. It would also reduce by 50% the number of times I have to drive to the supermarket to stock up and the number of times I have to turn the garage light on to get a drink. It’s got to be good for the planet, isn’t it?