Boris makes trains run on time.
Now where have I heard that before?
And his Deputy for “Policing”, Kit Malthouse, arch opponent of the “Nanny State” is advocating, well, his own version of the nanny state…..
Just two examples:
Dangerous dogs
Dangerous drinkers
Not that I would disagree with him, being a non [pavement shit machine] dog-owner and non-problematic drinker myself, but I just feel, well, not to put too fine a point on it – SMUG!
I’m not too keen on garden shit machines [cats] either. Sorry Jim.
Now hang on a mo W. So what kind of shit machine does that make us humans?
ReplyDeleteAt least dogs and cats only make good biodegradeable shit, unlike the million-year-deadly loads we are dropping from a great height.
Shit happens!
ReplyDeleteSmoke that shit!
ReplyDeletebtw yr "?" is a very good ?
Something to do with Pete?
Good stuff!
ReplyDeleteMy "?" was on the date of the post which appears to be from the archives. You can change it in "Post Options".
Sorry? Who can change it?
ReplyDeleteNothing to do with me. They do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but still .....
It's a bit naughty, I'd say. Why doesn't whoever they are make up their own identity instead of taking someone else's?
I take it it's nothing to do with you either?
A colloquialism I'm afraid - not referring to "you" specifically. I shall be more careful with my language in future.
ReplyDeleteYou're not joking when you say "I haven't got any answers" are you!
ReplyDeleteI bet when you're asked if you want tea or coffee you go "yes".
Men!
Or "what do you want for dinner?" - "yes please!"
ReplyDelete"?", Pete? WTF is all that about - do tell.
ReplyDeleteOr am I going mad?